Oh, what it means to be rich, and I’m not talking existential happiness or being at peace with one’s self. No, none of that boring stuff. I’m talking about that thing that makes the world go around. That guala, those collard greens, I’m talking money, but not just any money, but that 1% money. Let’s be honest we all have wondered how the 1% live and what they spend their money on. However, what if one day that business you’ve been working on finally pays off, or some distant relative leaves you a hefty sum, or you supposedly may or may not have robbed your local 7/11, and you now find yourself sitting at the top with the 1% with the ability to live as they do. Well if you somehow found yourself unbelievably rich here’s five things you can waste your money on.
2. Iron Throne: What else says don’t F*#$ with me than having your own Iron throne from the popular book turned amazing TV series Game of Thrones. And the best part is you didn’t have to murder, betray, lie, or sleep with your sibling to get there!
3. Batmobile: When you have Bruce Wayne money you can do Bruce Wayne things. Such as purchase your own personal tank and ride around fighting crime. Also, who doesn’t want to be Batman!!
4. A Giant Toblerone Bar: Cause there’s no better way to leave this planet than to eat one of these delicious, ecstasy filled candy bars knowing that you’ll die a happy person.
A plumbus: Cause every household has one and just because your part of the one percent doesn’t make you any different.
5. All the Ben and Jerry’s Ice cream: Cause let’s admit it, this stuff aint cheap. The price of one pint is enough to make you feel like you just sold your arm for a pint of deliciousness. But as a one percenter who has those kinds of problems, right?